Things To Do When You're Bored and Broke.

1. Have a staring contest with your cat
2. Listen to music, and pretend that your a superstar
3. Have a dance party
4. Watch a movie
5. Eat bread
6. Make a fort
7. Pretend that you're a cat
8. Surf the web
9. Hang out with friends
10. Roll down a hill
11. Climb back up the hill
12. Climb a tree
13. Pick out baby names
14. Take selfies
15. Make fun of your siblings
16. Annoy your parents
17. Make a blog
18. Stare at James Franco
19. Go window shopping
20. Google things to do when you're bored and broke
21. Try on all your clothes
22. Clean your room
23. Just kidding
24. Pretend your a dinosaur
25. Think about food
26. Eat some food
27. Have a tea party
28. Be a superhero
29. Sleep
30. Go for a walk
31. Paint your nails
32. Have a facial
33. Make animal noises
34. Make a list of stuff do do when your bored
35. Rename yourself Jamal
36. Pierce your own ears
37. Watch TV
38. Play house with your friends
39. Toast some bread
40. Stare at the toaster without blinking until your toast pops out
41. Shave your legs
42. Make popcorn
43. Scare yourself in the mirror
44. Build a barn
45. Rangle some wild horses for your barn
46. Have a no-smile contest with your friend
47. Thumb war
48. Sit on your foot till it falls asleep
49. Walk around until your foot's awake
50. Learn to ride a unicycle
51. Pretend your couch is a unicorn
52. Watch a scary movie
53. Have a weird face contest with your friends
54. Make a volcano with baking sugar and vinegar, or coca cola and mentos
55. Invent a new mode of transportation
56. Break a record
57. Talk with a weird accent for the rest of your day
58. Write a song about your favorite food
59. Make your own language
60. Grow an extra toe
61. Learn how to speak pig latin
62. Fake laugh until you start to laugh
63. Roast marshmallows
64. Have smores
65. Fly to jupiter
66. Practice your best Robin Williams impression
67. Pretend your Britney Spears
68. Make bacon
69. Go to Macdonalds and stare at it from far away feeling sorry for yourself that your broke
70. Come to your senses and realize Macdonalds is gross and go home
71. Colour on your walls
72. Eat some cheesies
73. Call your friends and tell them how bored you are
74. Learn how to make couches
75. Take a nap
76. Break a pencil
77. Tape the pencil back together
78. Burn your old school notes
79. Pretend you're Jay Leno
80. Draw a beard on your face
81. Smile until your face muscles hurt
82. Face one of your fears (eg. hold a spider, but ew i would never do that)
83. Catch a cow and paint it purple
84. Write an essay about your favorite celebrity
85. Open your eyes as wide as you can until you cry
86. Be a sandwich
87. Eat a sandwich
88. Think of subway while you at your sandwich
89. Brush your teth
90. Memorize every line to your favorite movie
91. Rehearse your favorite movie
92. Try to swallow your tongue
93. Spin around really fast until you fall over
94. Give your pet a Mohawk
95. Donate your siblings body to science
96. Hold your breath for as long as you can
97. Disassemble a car
98. Put it back together inside out
99. Pretend your blind
100. Bounce a potato
101. Squish a loaf of bread
102. Moo
103. Learn to type with your toes
104. Form a political party
105. Catch a bunny
106. Pet it
107. Paint your house plaid
108. Read a cookbook, just for fun
109. Think about sneezing when you have to sneeze then you wont be able to sneeze
110. Thing about coughing when you have to cough then you wont be able to cough
111. Invent something squishy to put your head on when you sleep
112. Kidnap all the Cabbage Patch Kids in the world
113. Be a dolphin
114. Grow a pineapple and live in it like Spongebob
115. Back comb all your hair
116. Pick out your Halloween costumes for the next 38 years
117. Pick up a TV..
118. ..With your teeth
119. Run laps around your house
120. Shave your eyebrows off
121. Shave your siblings eyebrows off when they are sleeping
122. Shave your whole families eyebrows off when they're sleeping
123. Get family pictures, while you don't have eyebrows
124. Grow your eyebrows back
125. Make a one man show TV series
126. Invent a new animal
127. Ride an armadillo to Colorado
128. Find the end of a rainbow and take all the gold
129. Side down a rainbow with a leprechaun
130. Find a unicorn and become best friends with it
131. Run away with your unicorn
132. Don't be lme like my blog and like this list of stuff to do
133. Print out 296 pictures or Mr. Bean and cover your siblings wall with them after they fall asleep
134. Wake up your siblings by screaming in their ear